101+ BEST Funny Instagram Captions.

101+ BEST Funny Instagram Captions.

If you are looking for best captions for your instagram posts. Then you have come to the right place. Because, here you can find all type of captions for your instagram post in a category wise. Like - Funny Instagram Captions, Attitude Captions for Boys, Attitude Captions for Girls, Love Instagram Captions, Instagram Captions for Friends.

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Funny Instagram Captions.

• I Put My Phone in Airplane Mode, But It’s Not Flying.
• Forget Love, I’d Rather Fall in Chocolate.
• They Say Don’t Try This at Home.. So I Went to My Friends Home.
• Brains Are Awesome. I Wish Everybody Had One.
• An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away, But If Doctor is Cute, Forget the Fruit.
• I’m Actually Not Funny, I Am Just Mean and People Think I’m Funny.
• I’m a Smart Person, I Just Do Stupid Things.
• Dear Lord, There is a Bug in Your Software.. It’s Called Monday, Please Fix It.
• Dear Lord… Please Give Me Some Patience Now.. Now.. Now..
• I Look at People Sometimes and Think.. Really?? That’s the Sperm That Won.
• How Do People Write an Autobiography? I Can Barely Remember What I Had for Lunch Yesterday.
• The First Five Days After the Weekend Are Always the Toughest.
• Stomach: I Will Now Demonstrate a Blue Whale’s Mating Call.
• Friday is My Second Favorite F Word.
• It’s Funny How People Judge Other’s Mistakes While They Also Do the Same Thing.
• I Don’t Care What People Think of Me. Mosquitos Find Me Attractive.
• If You Love Something, Let It Go. If It Comes Back, It Was Meant to Be. If It Does Not, Hunt It Down & Kill It.
• Brb = I Don’t Want to Talk to You. Lol = I Have Nothing Else to Say. Cool = I Don’t Care.
• I Am Not Feeling Lazy Actually, I Am Just Incredibly Motivated to Do Nothing.
• If There Would Be an Award for Being Lazy, I Would Send Someone to Pick It Up for Me.
• Can I Take Your Picture?? I Love to Collect Pictures of Natural Disasters.
• You Made Me Laugh So Hard. Tears Ran Down My Legs.
• My Bed is a Magical Place, I Suddenly Remember Everything I Had to Do.
• Wine + Dinner = Winner.
• God is Really Creative, I Mean Just Look at Me.
• Who Cares, I’m Awesome.
• Eat, Sleep, Click, Repeat.
• Friday, My Second Favorite F.. Word.
• I’m Different, Fuck Your Opinion.
• Oh, Darling.. Go Buy a Personality.
• Look Behind You See Any Eager Faces, Waiting for Your Next Post? I Thought Not.
• Maybe if We Tell People the Brain is an App, They Will Start Using It.
• Mom: Why is Everything on the Floor? Me: Gravity. 
• When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left.
• Remember When You Were Better Than Me? Ans: Ya Neither Do I.
• They Say.. Do What You Love and the Money Will Come to You. Just Ordered Pizza, Now I Am Waiting.
• Sure, I Do Marathons. On Netflix.
• When Jessica Biel Becomes Pregnant, I Hope She Names Her Child “mo”.
• Lies I Tell Myself,, Just One More Cookie. Just One More Movie. Just One More Minute. Yet..Wouldn’t Call Them Lies.
• I Like Hashtags, Because They Look Like Waffles.
• Etc. End of Thinking Capacity.
• Be a Cupcake in a World of Muffins
• I Know the Voices in My Head Aren’t Real.. But Sometimes Their Ideas Are Just Absolutely Awesome.
• Today is a Good Day for Cake.
• Going to Bed Early. Not Going to a Party. Not Leaving My House. My Childhood Punishments Has Become My Adult Goals.
• Dear Sleep: Thanks for Trying, but You Can’t Beat Surfing the Net.
• I Don’t Think Inside the Box and I Don’t Think Outside the Box.. I Don’t Even Know Where the Box is.
• Do I Run? Yes.. Out of Time, Patients and Money.
• There’s No “We” in Fries.
• Lies I Tell Myself: Just One More Cookie. Just One More Movie. Just One More Minute. Yet.. I Wouldn’t Call Them Lies. 
• The Only Reason I'm Fat is Because a Tiny Body Couldn't Store All This Personality.
• I Followed a Diet but It Didn’t Follow Me Back, So I Unfollowed It.
• For Me, Math Class is Like Watching a Foreign Movie Without Subtitles.
• Look Dope Chic, Spice and So Nice.
• I`m Jealous of My Parents, I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs.
• I Am on a Seafood Diet. I See Food, and I Eat It.
• I Hate When I Am About to Hug Someone Really Sexy and My Face Hits the Mirror.
• I Smile Because I Have No Idea What’s Going on.
• I Am Not Fat, I Am Just.. Easier to See.
• I Am Not Lazy, I Am Just on My Energy Saving Mode.
• I Live and I Learn but I Wait My Turn. I’m Always on the Run, Got Weight to Burn.
• There May Be No Excuse for Laziness, But I’m Still Looking.
• So We Meet Again..
• If I Ever Let My Head Down, It Will Be Just to Admire My Shoes.
• Aye I’m Just Feeling My Vibes Right Now, I’m Feeling Myself.
• Warning – You Might Fall in Love With Me.
• I Know I’m Lucky That I’m So Cute.
• What if I Told You, You Can Eat Without Posting It on Instagram.
• If Being Hot is a Crime Arrest Me!
• Just Saw the Most Smartest Person When I Was in Front of the Mirror.
• People Say Nothing is Impossible, but I Do Nothing Every Day.
• If You Are Going to Speak Bad Things About Me on My Back, Come to Me. I’ll Tell You More.
• Silence is the Best Answer of  All Questions and Smile is the Best Reaction in All Situations. Unfortunately, Both Never Help in Viva & Interview.
• I Love My Six Pack So Much, I Protect It With a Layer of Fat.
• Nothing is Illegal Until You Get Caught.
• If Life Gives You Lemons, Just Add Vodka.
• I’m Not Weird, I’m a Limited Edition.
• Born Free, Taxed to Death.
• Eat Right, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
• On a Scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15.
• Can Bob the Builder Fix My Bad Attitude. 
• Let’s Just Stay Friends=never Talk Again.
• I Know You Are a Sensitive  Person but No Worry I Am Sensodyne to Your Sensitivity.
• People Are People but My Fellows Are Really Fellows.
• Not All the Best Moments Are Created With the One You Love, Some Are Created With True Friends, a Blissful Beach, and Some Beer for Sure. 
• You Laugh. I Laugh. You Cry. I Cry. You Jump Off a Really Tall Cliff. I Yell, “ Do a Flip."
• Finding Friends With Same Mental Disorder is Priceless.
• I Hope You Dance Like No One’s Watching Because They’re Not—they’re Taking Selfies.
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Oh My Friend You Belong to a Zoo.
• I’m Usually Charming, Nice, and Well Mannered, Ok for Those Who Really Know Me You Can Laugh Now.
• Dear Math, Stop Asking to Find Your X, She’s Not Coming Back.
• I Walk Around Like Everything is Fine, but Deep Down, Inside My Shoe, My Sock is Sliding Off.
• I Want to Be Like a Caterpillar. Eat a Lot. Sleep for a While. Wake Up Beautiful.
• Life is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
• I Need a Six-month Holiday, Twice a Year.
• How I Feel When There is No Coffee? Depresso.
• Lost in the World That Doesn’t Exist.
• God Created the World in 7 DAYS. Well It Took 9 Months to Create Me, So I'm Clearly a Big Deal.
• I Don't Want to Go Heaven. I Think None of My Friend Are There. 
• Dear Karma, I Got a List of People You Have Missed.
• A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday, Even the Calendar Says WTF.